Total Medals Earned: 1,749 (From 269 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,665 Points
Medals Earned: 23/23 (410/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/260 points)
Hit yourself with the javelin
Get hit on each of the five throws
Get over 250 meters on a single attempt
Throw javelin to over 100 meters.
Get over 350 meters on a single attempt
Get an overall distance of over 1000 meters on 5 successive attempts!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Kill two enemies with one shot.
Complete all levels.
Earn a total time of two minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Finish a game.
Score 1500 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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